oh. my. god.
Just now in the physiology lab part of the experiment involved comparing a supine (lying down) leg and arm systolic blood pressure with erect (standing) readings
In an effort to hurry up my group members to finish the lab, I loudly commanded my supine (male) subject “hurry up and get erect” “oooh she’s straight down to business”
Quotes from hysterical nearby class members include “and how does that normally work for you?”
O M G I will never recover
If you have never wept bitter tears because a wonderful story has come to an end and you must take your leave of the characters with whom you have shared so many adventures, whom you have loved and admired, for whom you have hoped and feared, and without whose company life seems empty and meaningless.
If such things have not been part of your own experience, you probably won’t understand what Bastian did next."
still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms
and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
"I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP"
if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything